Out of context quotes 3

"Whoever was to my left last night was throwing really good punches, my jaw hurts so bad."

BASHIO

I am taking time out from the greatest party known to man to write this blog as this is the best way possible to document such a glorious expression of the college experience.

Mustashio Bashio is an annual event not to be missed. The rules are simple:

No girls allowed.
You have to drink, nay pound as fast as possible, warm Jack Daniels out of a plastic cup handed to you as you walk in the gate.
No chasers.
No excuses.
No wining.
No complaining.
There are trashcans set up every five feet to catch the puke.
If you are an upper classman that is capable you must have been growing a mustache over the last month. If you are a newbie or unable to physically grow a 'stache you will be appointed an asshole that draws one on you with permanent marker.
Drink/ regurgitate your cup within twenty minutes.
Walk or stumble to the 90 to ruin a bunch of normal people's nights.
Be awesome.

There will be a follow up post with pictures if available, although most people will refuse to take pictures as they could easily be used for blackmail in the future.

Out of context quotes 2

"No, hold on. I'm trying to think of good ideas."

Out of context quotes

Whenever I hear a friend say a stupid or funny quote, I'm going to post it and if anyone wants to hear the full story behind it they can just comment and ask. If not I'm letting the quote just sit there.

The first one I will post is:

"When the sink hot and cold knobs are reversed its the most frustrating thing in the world. Well, maybe not the most frustrating, but its up there."

A Star Is Porn

d e a l o r n o d e al

This show pisses me off like you wouldn't believe, but yet I watch it quite frequently (mostly to make fun of its ridiculous unnecessary suspense). I actually wrote a huge rant about how much Howie Mandel sucks and that he makes up the names of the girls on the show, because there is no way he could remember all their real names. However, I messed up and lost the post so I'm settling with the main point that the show sucks.

My latest eBay purchase

I recently bought a neon pink Speedo hat that is made specifically for volleyball legend Karch Kiraly to wear during tournaments. He wears it with the bill flipped up in the front, and it says SPEEDO in all caps in black. It is one of the most obnoxiously loud articles of clothing I've ever seen. I plan on wearing this way too much, so when I get pictures maybe I'll post one.